Well that escalated quickly – which might be an understatement. It only took 26 minutes for Germany to score four goals against Brazil. For those of you who didn’t watch the game, that is not a typo.
Wait … make that five goals in less than 30 minutes. This line is literally a mid-post update, that’s how much of a German blitzkrieg it’s been.
The sad struggle was real for the host country’s fans.
— ITV News (@itvnews) July 8, 2014
Yeah, the Germans will be taking that too pic.twitter.com/oYdzC1aWmr
— Mike Tunison (@xmasape) July 8, 2014
— Nevermore! (@KowloonDandy) July 8, 2014
— America’s Pregame (@AmericasPregame) July 8, 2014
This kid obviously the star of this game. pic.twitter.com/12NKHEJN9C
— Heidi N. Moore (@moorehn) July 8, 2014