Sad Young Penguins Fan Dressed Like Stanley Cup Learns A Life Lesson

Soak this moment in, sad young Penguins fan. You’re learning a life lesson at an age where there will be no mulligan. Do not dress like the Stanley Cup in elimination games. You can show spirit, but the downfall is too steep if your guys lose. From here on out, they’re all gonna laugh at you.

Besides, kid, you know touching the Cup is bad luck.