Not sure if you’ve heard about it yet, but Lance Stephenson blew in LeBron’s ear the other night. Crazy, right? Yeah, the blow job looked something like this.
With a little of this.
Anywho, in anticipation of Game 6, SportsNation decided to reach out to the people of Twitter to forecast “Things Lance will do tonight.” After all, between the memefest from Game 2 and blowing LeBron in Game 5, we know Sir Lancelot isn’t going down quietly.
Before we get started with the #ThingsLanceWillDoTonight roundup, let’s take a moment to praise Michelle Beadle. I have no idea if she came up with the idea, but now that Beadlemania is back in the saddle, SportsNation is once again the ayatollah of rock and rolla.
#ThingsLanceWillDoTonight Plank on the backboard.
— Andrew Skinner Jr (@DrewSkinnerjrmd) May 30, 2014
— Sam Realzola (@RealDealZola) May 30, 2014
— Chris [ HAYNES™ ] (@_HAYNES) May 30, 2014
— Ben Stuart (@Bens_jamin_) May 30, 2014
— Charlie Gardner (@Chuck_G21) May 30, 2014
#ThingsLanceWillDoTonight blow in Lebron James’ OTHER ear
— chanchanchanchanchan (@ChandlerWoolley) May 30, 2014
— Kent Sayre (@K9Sayre) May 30, 2014
— jp (@jtpaul23) May 30, 2014
— jarrett keyton (@JarrettKeyton) May 30, 2014
— Katz (@CKatz20) May 30, 2014
— Jon Jakubcin (@RdotJON) May 30, 2014
— Willyahm (@BAndres3000) May 30, 2014
Yep, those all seem both possible and plausible.