Go ahead, buddy. Reach in there and get yourself a feel. The USA is headed to the next round, grab a boob. Do it for all of America. From the looks of it, she’s digging your moves.
Hell, it’s not like ESPN’s cameramen haven’t been perving hard all World Cup long. See any of these girls: Brazil, Belgium, USA, Colombia, Greece, Mexico, Croatia, France, Brazil #2, Bosnia & Herzegovnia.
Go big or go home.