Talk about spending some quality family time together. A Philadelphia Eagles fan broke out the hot tub for some playoff tailgating, and decided to bring his dad along. Papa bear was hitting the Wild Turkey and, when given his chance to tell the nation how the jacuzzi got to the parking lot, made sure to set the record straight. It was his sperm, people.
Game. Set. Match. Parking lot won.
[Video via Deadspin, NBC 10]