Sager Suit Watch: Boring brown in the Bay Area

The latest edition of Sager Suit Watch is, frankly, downright boring. Anyone who expected Sages to come hard and challenge the nuanced fashions of Durant and Westbrook would be sorely disappointed.

[Photo: Kevin Durant dresses down for GQ party]

Brown slacks and brown wingtips: boring. A light, textured sports coat with a white shirt: yawn. The floral pattern tie is nothing more than a limp noodle. People get more creative on casual Fridays.

Come on Craig, you were in the Bay Area. Let your freak flag fly; get weird. For the sake of this running column idea, bring the thunder!