Minor league baseball team’s bacon hat is greatest in history of mankind

Everything is better with bacon, and that includes apparel. The Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs, a minor league affiliate of the Philadelphia Phillies, may have created the greatest baseball cap in the history of mankind.

The Pigs’ alternate lid is gray with a blue bill. Oh, and there’s a slab of bacon across the front. No team name needed. Just bacon.

Please tell me there’s a weird bacon-themed promotion attached to this, oh bountiful gods of baseball.