Jameis isn’t getting charged! Hallelujah! It’s a miracle of all miracles. Let’s really show those accusers what’s up. Come with the charges, you best not miss.
Cue up the really disturbing video celebrating the exoneration. Innocent!
Sing it with me now. “God is … God is … working … miracles.”
I see you, brother Jimbo. “Miracles … in your home.”
You too, Lord Jameis. Innocent! “Miracle’s … on your job.”
And you too brothe … I’m sorry, I can’t do this anymore.