With Thursday night’s first round of the NFL Draft, Johnny Manziel’s legend took another step. The Cleveland Browns drafted the gunslinging Texan, and immediately afterwards Johnny Cleveland was born.
The kid from Kerrville, one of America’s most polarizing athletes, is now tasked with digging one of the nation’s most futile franchises out of a concrete grave. All of Cleveland will love Manziel, just as long as he wins – no pressure or anything.
You are a shooting star, Johnny, and this parody song proves that. Now just win, baby.