Thanks to racist remarks Donald Sterling made, the Los Angeles Clippers need a new owner. What better method to find that new person than by the way America locates most things it needs in today’s age: Craiglist. The ad has all the typical requirements you would expect: $1 billion in liquid assets, mistresses must be kept off social media, and 420 friendly. Okay, maybe it’s not the typical requirements you would expect, but they are necessary nonetheless.
The best part? You are getting paid in DOE.
So, for those of you out there with a $1 billion bank roll scouring Craigslist, it’s time to make it rain dollar dollar bills on the Clippers.