Photo: Jim Irsay Is Faded In His DUI Mugshot

Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay was thrown in the slammer like MC Hammer early Monday morning. Irsay was arrested for a driving while intoxicated and possession of a controlled substance in Carmel, Indiana, according to a report from RTV6.

Why a guy worth over a billion dollars would drive under the influence is beyond me, but he did, and now this mugshot will live on forever.