Breaking News: Facebook Is Down

Oh my God. OMG. OMFG. Breaking news in the world today: Facebook is down.

Now don’t panic.

HEY! STAY WITH ME! WE’RE GOING TO MAKE IT THROUGH THIS!

Just gather up your rations, hunker down, and distract yourself with Twitter, Instagram, SnapChat, Tumblr, Reddit, and <ugh> MySpace for the next little bit.

Okay?

Okay?!

For those of you who don’t have Facebook, well, carry on being productive members of society.