Who needs Bartolo Colon when you can have Fartolo Colon. Hopefully the dugout is prepared to handle Fartolo.
Poor Fartolo pic.twitter.com/uutJaS70k1
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) May 2, 2014
Thank you, Big Cat, my week has been capped off like only the 13-year-old inside of me was hoping it would be.
Okay, now my week is really complete.