Exclusive look at Nick Saban-Texas negotiations via Barking Carnival [NSFW]

He’s the big fish that got away. After years of waiting for Texas fans, the Longhorns’ head coaching position finally opened for the one and only Nick Saban. It was his to take, but he didn’t. Just like that, a dream that was building for years came to an end. Saban was that one girl who was out of reach.

Now, thanks to Barking Carnival, we have an exclusive look at the negotiations between the two parties – and it’s not pretty.

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