Just before midnight on the East Coast Tuesday, news broke that Justin Bieber was being investigated by the LAPD for attempted robbery. Though it was late on a work night, plenty of people were awake because Twitter reactions poured in. Few things unite Americans like hating on Biebs (remember this bad boy). Here’s a sampling of some late-night witticisms from the Twitterverse.
How is Justin Bieber involved in an attempted robbery? He can buy anything typical thugs would want to rob. What a turd.
— Joi (@IndyJoi) May 14, 2014
Just found out that Justin Bieber is being investigated by LAPD for an alleged attempted robbery. Our surprised face: pic.twitter.com/XeESvWHnoC
— BroBible (@BroBible) May 14, 2014
#JustinBieber accused of attempted robbery by LAPD. He was trying to steal some dignity and failed.
— Goodnight Burbank (@GoodniteBurbank) May 14, 2014
Yeah Justin Bieber robbed something….my virginity
— lucy (@lucyberrry) May 14, 2014
justin accused of attempted robbery justin bieber the multi millionaire accused of attempted robbery pic.twitter.com/FR5DTutBJv
— (@crzybizrauhl) May 14, 2014
PREDICTION someone took a picture of @justinbieber either performing a sexual act or putting something in his nose so he stole their camera
— WayOfTheWarrior (@RightNow_Bloom) May 14, 2014
I’m still waiting for Justin Bieber to be charged with THIS crime… pic.twitter.com/UIVVTG7kuk
— RegionRat Rants (@RegionRatRants) May 14, 2014
Hey everyone, time to be shocked – Justin Bieber might be involved in something illegal… http://t.co/hMrB5uGAmk
— Spinster (@SpinstersTales) May 14, 2014
Justin Bieber is guilty of robbery….of teenage girls for crappy music.
— Drew Humphrey (@DrewHumper) May 14, 2014
Wait, what? @justinbieber stealing? Maybe they should just make young child stars illegal & save these people from their future selves.
— Ash Wellington-Fahey (@AshleyWFahey) May 14, 2014
Justin Bieber is suspected of attempted robbery. No word on what he stole, but I assume it was Robin Thicke’s copy of The Pickup Artist.
— Belinda Carroll (@BelindaComedy) May 14, 2014
Justin Bieber stole that game #Thunder
— Reese Waters (@reesewaters) May 14, 2014