Forget McDonald’s, White Castle, Burger King, [Fill In Fast Food Chain Here]. They may have all made America overweight, but what Krispy Kreme just rolled out has the ability to completely ruin the country. Going birthday cake on anything is a dangerous game; filling doughnuts with it is potentially deadly.
Meet America’s kryptonite …
Krispy Kreme unveils Birthday Cake Batter Filled Doughnuts pic.twitter.com/DZo0vd0HF3
— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) May 19, 2014
Good luck to all the cops out there trying to watch their weight.