Krispy Kreme Birthday Cake Doughnuts Could Ruin America

Forget McDonald’s, White Castle, Burger King, [Fill In Fast Food Chain Here]. They may have all made America overweight, but what Krispy Kreme just rolled out has the ability to completely ruin the country. Going birthday cake on anything is a dangerous game; filling doughnuts with it is potentially deadly.

Meet America’s kryptonite …

Good luck to all the cops out there trying to watch their weight.