Apparently being a Grammy Award-winning artist and Seattle Seahawks superfan No. 1 isn’t enough for Macklemore. Now he’s turned his crusade to men pissing on toilet seats, and is out to potty train the world.
Below is the odd caption – the caps lock is all Macklemore – and even odder video of his newest campaign (no word if Ryan Lewis signed off on this).
ITS TIME THAT US MEN STARTED RESPECTING TO THE BASIN THAT OUR QUEENS SIT ON! LETS RAISE THE NEXT GENERATION TO HAVE BETTER AIM SO WOMEN DONT HAVE TO PEE & POOP ON OUR PEE!…and IM NOT TRYING TO POOP ON YOUR PEE EITHER! BASICALLY, TO ALL THE FRAT GUYS AND SHITTY DADS, QUIT FUCKING UP THE DEUCE SESH FOR THE REST OF US! BUMP THIS CUT IN ALL AIRPORT BATHROOMS AND FOOTBALL GAMES! FUCK A DRUNK DAD PISSING ON THE GROUND, AND A FRAT BRO TOO HAMMERED TO HANDLE HIS DANGLER! MAN UP AND LEARN DONG CONTROL!…IM OUT!!!
Wondering what the hell you just watched, right? You’re not the only one. This is the weirdest bathroom video since Mr. Toilet Man came on the scene.