Here’s A Fun Party Trick: Flop Like A Soccer Player Whenever Somebody Touches You

The below video features one of my favorite party tricks: flopping like a soccer player when anyone brushes up against you.

A Person nudges you on the way to the keg: slip like you stepped on a banana peel.

Your buddy goes to slap five: clutch the injured hand like you’re Mr. Glass.

Somebody pats you on the shoulder: clasp your jugular as if somebody let Luis Suarez off the gurney.

Try it out sometime. It’s a fun way to spend an evening and screw with folks.