The below video features one of my favorite party tricks: flopping like a soccer player when anyone brushes up against you.
A Person nudges you on the way to the keg: slip like you stepped on a banana peel.
Your buddy goes to slap five: clutch the injured hand like you’re Mr. Glass.
Somebody pats you on the shoulder: clasp your jugular as if somebody let Luis Suarez off the gurney.
Try it out sometime. It’s a fun way to spend an evening and screw with folks.