Photo: Naked King Cake Baby will haunt your dreams forever

I don’t exactly have context for this, but it doesn’t really matter. Naked King Cake Baby is here to haunt your dreams forever.

I’m sorry, I just didn’t want to be the only one living in this hell world.

*UPDATE* We now have context, and it’s even more frightening than before. King Cake Baby is a Mardi Gras mascot for the New Orleans Pelicans. He was made on purpose. Why are the Pelicans trying to ruin lives?