That a boy, Bob Costas. You might as well cope with your double pink eye situation like any regular old American would: by throwing vodka down the hatch.
“I’m not really that much of a vodka guy” Costas said. “I’m looking at it this way though—my eyes can’t get any redder—no matter what I do. Alright? Down the hatch!”
Costas has had approximately 99 Sochi problems, and will now be watching the Olympics from the sidelines – possibly drunk. NBC has decided to make a call to the bullpen and replace Costas with Matt Lauer for Tuesday’s broadcast.
Seeing (no pun intended) that you have plenty of time on your hands, you might as well enjoy the festivities, Bob.
Costas loves Vodka. Vodka, vodka, vodka. Here it goes, down into his belly.
[Vine via Guyism]