Key West just got a little bit weirder, but not in a bad way. Red Lightning has stormed the nation’s southernmost point to do a little sun bathing, boozing and babe crushing.
For those of you who haven’t hit Key Weird for spring break, you are missing out. It’s as island as island gets, and it’s right here in America’s backyard. It always amazes me when someone says they haven’t been to the Florida Keys (which is more than Key West, just a heads up). Hopefully Red stopped off in my hometown of Marathon on the way down to grab a little Brutus Seafood (sorry, the Conch roots run deep).
But that’s enough of the side talk, let’s get on to what we are really here for: America’s favorite ball boy dominating spring break like he just won the national title … oh wait, he did. Without further ado, here’s a collection of photos from around social media of Big Red on a Duval crawl.