Belmont Stakes Ticket Page Fail Gives Out Sex Line Telephone Number

For a good time call this 800 number on the bottom of the Belmont Stakes ticket page. Yes, in the days of unlimited Internet porn there are still sex lines. And yes, the Belmont Stakes failed big time by mistakenly giving out an 800 number in the fine print instead of an 844 for tickets.

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Could be worse. Either way you’re having a good time, right?

[Darren Rovell]