Turn it to the side, paint it a different color, and boom, it’s all gravy baby. That’s essentially what Vanderbilt did with Derek Mason’s new business card, because it looks a lot like James Franklin’s from last year.
Patrick Bateman would faint if he saw this business card, which is made of some substantial metal. pic.twitter.com/27HmOJUKbK
— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) May 28, 2014
Amirite, or amirite?
— The SEC Logo (@SEC_Logo) May 28, 2014
Don’t get me wrong, I wish my business cards were this nice. But couldn’t you switch it up just a little bit for the new guy, Vandy? I mean, Franklin did introduce the whole “Anchor Down” motto to the Commodores. It’s sort of like you can’t get over that girlfriend you never wanted to see walk away.