ESPN NFL Draft Promos Featuring Johnny Manziel, Jadeveon Clowney

Remember that one guy who isn’t worth a damn (read: Johnny Manziel), and shouldn’t be selected in the top three rounds? Tune in to see this immature player featured on our fantastic draft coverage!

You also get to find out what moronic team picks an atrocious football player (read: Jadeveon Clowney) in the top five.

And as a bonus, this guy will be there (read: Blake Bortles). How long can we go without mentioning his bosomy girlfriend? Tune in to find out!

It’s the NFL Draft on ESPN: hate-watching at its finest.