The Jacksonville Jaguars have hired a lifeguard to watch over the new pools in place at EverBank Field during the 2014 season. Her name is Allison Shirley, and she is tasked with keeping hammered drunk folks from drowning during games. I’m sure there will be an alcohol policy, but for now let’s believe that it’s going to be full-on spring break at the stadium. Who needs Lemon Bar when you can toss a few cold ones back while watching live football?
Stoked to be first official lifeguard hired by the Jaguars for their upcoming season! @jaguars
— Allison Shirley (@allisondshirley) May 28, 2014
Just imagine Baywatch in a football stadium – hopefully.