Oregon Ducks Distributing Scented Season Tickets

This has to be fake, right? It must be a joke. Oregon is apparently releasing scented season tickets for the 2014 football season.

Over the past dozen years Ducks tickets have evolved from foil, to textured patterns, to holograms, and now to some Wonka-esque entry pass that smells like Carl’s Jr.

It feels like we’re only four years away from a live duck, and a decade or so out from Phil Knight head jar tickets.