So This Is What It’s Like To Trip Shrooms With The Mannings

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to hang with Peyton and Eli Manning, eat some magical mushrooms and just get weird?

Yeah, me neither.

But if I had, I would’ve imagined rainbows, football waterfalls, Pegasus, and everybody talking in auto-tune.

Basically, everything that’s in the Manning Bros’ new “Fantasy Football Fantasy” rap video for DirecTV. Well, everything except for Joe Namath feeling up on my mom while she’s making stew. Joanne Bass is a saint!