Maryland’s Melted Cheese And Crab Soft Pretzel Looks Tasty

I shall anoint you the King Crab Pretzel, and you shall rule all the other pretzels at Maryland’s Byrd Stadium and across this great land. With your 1.5 pounds of melty cheese, crabby goodness and soft gooey delic … mmm … <drooling sounds>

You know you’re a badass pretzel when it would take four secret service agents to keep George Bush safe from you.