Texas Rangers Choomongous Asian Beef Sandwich Is Kobayashi Approved

Everything is bigger in Texas, and the Rangers are proving so with their new ballpark delight, “The Choomongous.” This bad rascal is 24 inches of screaming steel and sex appeal. It’s an Asian beef sandwich that is surely Kobayashi approved.

Below is a description of the beast, courtesy of ESPN:

The club is continuing its tradition of offering a very long sandwich and is doing so in honor of Shin-Soo Choo. The 24-inch sandwich, dubbed “The Choomongous,” is Asian beef with spicy slaw on top of a fresh bun and costs $26.

It truly is a thing of beauty.

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