Texas Rangers New Tanaco Is 2-Feet Too Short

After this post, I’m hopping a flight to Arlington in order to dominate the Texas Rangers new culinary creation: the Tanaco.

According to the following video, this glorious monstrosity contains ground beef, chicken, white queso, lettuce, sour cream, pico de gallo, jalapeños, and shredded cheese. I’m still not sure why the fan holding it has decided to use a fork, or even share for that matter.

Damn that Tanaco looks delicious. Excuse me for a second.

Alrighty, off to Hartsfield.

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