Whatever drunken lout concocted this dogzilla, aka the DMV, for the Washington Nationals is an evil genius. We’re talking a footlong half-smoke, topped with ham and slathered with crab cheese right here. A certified gut-buster.
It looks vicious and will probably raise hell in the morning, but damned if it isn’t the best triple play in the corridor (and a steal for $12).
— Ryan Kelly (@RyanJKelly) August 5, 2014