Things March Madness Fans Say By Scooter Magruder Is Spot On

Florida alumnus Scooter Magruder is back, and just in time for the Final Four. In a spot on piece, Magruder breaks down just exactly what March Madness fans say. There’s a good chance you’ve said a few of these things to your buddies:

  1. I’m winning the billion dollars.
  2. I don’t even like basketball.
  3. What happened to Florida Gulf Coast.
  4. Wichita State is garbage, we would have gone undefeated to if we played middle school level competition.
  5. Kentucky is going to win it all (looking at you Big Blue Nation).
  6. How is Louisville a four seed?
  7. I TOLD YOU THE UPSET WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.
  8. In my other bracket …
  9. I don’t even know why I do this.
  10. Where is Wichita State?

But seriously, why do we even do this?

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