News broke on Monday night that Braxton Miller re-injured his right shoulder, which threw Ohio State fans into a panic and Twitter into full troll mode.
Remember that one time the Buckeyes lost to Michigan State in the Big Ten Championship game and a sad Urban Meyer was spotted eating Papa Johns by himself? Yeah, the folks on Twitter didn’t forget either.
Grab yourself a slice of pizza, preferably cold, sit back, relax, and enjoy the Internet trolling Meyer into retirement.
— Shade by Tim (@MadeByTim) August 19, 2014
Urban Meyer right now, probably. pic.twitter.com/g6Vtdy5ZOs
— Christian (@mgocts) August 19, 2014
Urban Meyer have a bout with heart issues and quit on his team again yet or nah? — Dame (@DamStone) August 19, 2014
urban meyer’s like damn i could go for some papa john’s right now — The Triple Deke (@TheTripleDeke) August 19, 2014
does urban meyer have some sort of papa john’s endorsement deal just wondering — Lana Berry (@Lana) August 19, 2014
Urban Meyer’s esophagus is about to start spasming again. — Hunter Johnson (@HunterLJohnson) August 19, 2014
Vegas has moved odds of Urban Meyer retiring pre-season to 13/2 — Tyler Dawgden (@TylerDawgden) August 19, 2014
Braxton Miller re-injures his shoulder. Urban Meyer wants to spend more time with his family. — CaptainTouchback (@CaptTouchback) August 19, 2014
Urban Meyer is going to eat so much Papa John’s tonight. — Jacob (@ohholybutt) August 19, 2014
I know Urban Meyer hurtin… — Henny Hardaway (@iTweet_N_Drive) August 19, 2014
You’ll know Braxton Miller is out for the season if/when Urban Meyer starts talking about the need to spend more time with his family. — Chris Ferrell (@ChrisCFerrell) August 19, 2014
Which head coach is having a bigger panic attack right now: Mike Pettine or Urban Meyer? — Bodie Wells (@BodieWells) August 19, 2014
I can hear Urban Meyer rubbing his temples from Canada. — John Kryk (@JohnKryk) August 19, 2014
No stretch to imagine Urban Meyer eating more lonely pizzas on golf carts this year. Thought Sparty was better before, more convinced now — Jason Arkley (@JasonAmessenger) August 19, 2014
Braxton Miller injures shoulder, Urban Meyer begins 12 week family vacation.
— Byle Kusch (@NotKyleBusch) August 19, 2014
Urban Meyer is about to fake health issues or step away from football to spend time with his family only to go work at ESPN.
— Fake Gabe Wright (@GabeThaGreat) August 19, 2014
— Seth (@scumbag_unit) August 19, 2014