Dustin Johnson Riding Cocaine Train: Best Twitter Reactions

News broke on Friday afternoon that Dustin Johnson had been suspended from the PGA Tour for cocaine use. In the burst dam of information, word also came that Johnson had illicit relations with at least two fellow golfers’ wives (ruining at least one marriage). In short, what it looks like is that the PGA has a regular old party animal on its hands.

Not one to let a salacious drug and sexcapade fly without first having a little fun, Twitter latched on for some good ol’ fashioned end-of-the-week snark. Here are some of the best reactions from the Twitterverse (complete with the requisite Paulina Gretzky photos).