Germany was playing for keeps during Tuesday’s World Cup semifinal match, completely eviscerating Brazil in the first 30 minutes with five goals. With the game essentially over, Twitter fired up, because Twitter is heartless.
The jokes ran long, and they were very, very strong.
— Joe Roderick (@joeroderick) July 8, 2014
Neymar in the hospital watching the game like pic.twitter.com/8tSo2xo6HC
— Kaz (@_KP24) July 8, 2014
I know how u feel Brasil. I am a #Jaguars fan. I see shit like this all the time.
— Angel (@Canesjag) July 8, 2014
To be fair, if Neymar was playing it would only be 4-0 right now
— Todd Grisham (@GrishamESPN) July 8, 2014
Brazil getting waxed. (I’ll show myself out)
— Julie DiCaro (@JulieDiCaro) July 8, 2014
This is going to do wonders for the US’s BCS rating
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) July 8, 2014
Yes, Brazil is getting killed by they still have this going for them… pic.twitter.com/XVxriwLnio
— SI Vault (@si_vault) July 8, 2014
— Soccer Memes (@FBSoccerMemes) July 8, 2014
— Jay Busbee (@jaybusbee) July 8, 2014
Pele just changed his name to Dieter.
— David Whitley (@DavidEWhitley) July 8, 2014
Brazil should rage quit. Just don’t show up for the next half.
— BurritoBrosShits (@BurritoBrosShit) July 8, 2014
Brazil is playing like someone who wandered away from a car crash.
— netw3rk (@netw3rk) July 8, 2014
I feel sorry for Brazil.
— John McClain (@McClain_on_NFL) July 8, 2014
Only Andy Reid and the Chiefs could find a way to blow this lead.
— John Kincade (@JohnKincade) July 8, 2014
LOL Germany vs Brazil pitch heat map pic.twitter.com/VzRWKe6pC2
— Matthew Rex (@matthewrex) July 8, 2014
Brazil right now.. | pic.twitter.com/z48RPhwmoU
— 2014 World Cup (@2014WorIdCup) July 8, 2014
Does Brazil get the wind in the second half?
— Joe Browne (@NFLonTheHill) July 8, 2014
Dibs on BRAZILIAN WAXED headline.
— Darin Gantt (@daringantt) July 8, 2014
The Brazil World Cup logo predicted this! pic.twitter.com/QdSJs2kThK
— 2014 World Cup (@TheWorIdCup) July 8, 2014
Yeah, the Germans will be taking that too pic.twitter.com/oYdzC1aWmr
— Mike Tunison (@xmasape) July 8, 2014