Some interesting photos of what appears to be Jerry Jones made their way around the web on Tuesday. They featured the 71-year-old billionaire doing his best Johnny Manziel impersonation by partying with girls who, apparently, enjoy provocative pictures.
Are the photos real? Possibly (though it feels like Barry Switzer is conspicuously missing).
Does Twitter care. Hell no.
There’s an old Texas billionaire getting his balls waxed by some lovely ladies, which means it’s joke time! Here are some of the hot take Twitter reactions. For the rest of the photos, click here.
Yeah. I’d say Jerry Jones got in on some three way action.
— RB (@RBPundit) August 5, 2014
The Jerry Jones pictures make me feel like the opportunity for Sterling-style audio is ripe for the taking. — Karen Howell (@karenehowell) August 5, 2014
Jerry Jones needs to learn to take more tasteful photos with younger ladies, like Jimmy Goldstein does. He also needs to buy leather pants.
— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) August 5, 2014
Jerry Jones needs to buy a better camera.
— kept_simple (@kept_simple) August 5, 2014
BREAKING: Jerry Jones selects another big bust. pic.twitter.com/hy5GLsVJuW
— NOT NFL Live (@NOTNFLLive) August 5, 2014
them pics of Jerry Jones just burned my retinas out.
— Sey (@spiceNsports) August 5, 2014
After seeing the Jerry Jones photos I can only imagine how much fun he and Manziel could have had together. — Steve Shockley (@steveshockley) August 5, 2014
Now we know why Jerry Jones didnt draft Manziel…. didnt want the competition…
— Benjamin Allbright (@AllbrightNFL) August 5, 2014
Jerry Jones too old to still be trying to get his swerve on, after a certain age you gotta call a press conference and retire your flourish — Darrell Hill (@Trill_Hill) August 5, 2014
Christ, I can’t unsee those Jerry Jones’ pictures
— CWaldron (@TheRealCWaldron) August 5, 2014
If a Jerry Jones sex tape is on the horizon Im just going to give up and move into my mom’s basement
— Jordan Majewski (@jorcubsdan) August 5, 2014
Man..give me some of that Jerry Jones money. Wait and see the pics that show up about me. — Alfredo Arteaga (@UptownReport) August 5, 2014
I knew Jerry Jones was a black man all along.
— Eyob (@EyobMM) August 5, 2014
How are those Jerry Jones pics embarrassing to the franchise? The franchise is embarrassing to the franchise. — Jerry Elliott (@ThatGuyJerry) August 5, 2014
Here’s another photo of Jerry Jones featuring a useless dick. pic.twitter.com/lInnq6msls
— Arkansas Fred (@ArkansasFred) August 5, 2014
I just want Jerry Jones to be happy, that’s all.
— Spencer Hall (@edsbs) August 5, 2014