I could write a lot of bullcrap filler words about Kelly Hall taking on the Bahamas with her friends and blah blah blah, but look, let’s talk real for a minute. Matthew Stafford is marrying into the single hottest looking group of girl friends on the planet. His only competition might be Chandler Parsons’ girlfriend, but she has yet to produce like this.
Good luck to all other girls heading to the Bahamas this weekend. You don’t stand a chance. Seriously, this smoke is unfair. It might even be illegal in some states.