Meet Alana Kari: Mark Sanchez’s Napa Valley dance party partner

Photo via Alana Kari/Instagram

Photo via Alana Kari/Instagram

Embattled New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez took some time away from buttfumbling to kick it in Napa Valley with SoCal socialite Alana Kari.

Yes, some may think the dude should be hitting the practice field, but no one can blame him for this. Ms. Kari is a certified smokeshow.

*UPDATE* Mark Sanchez decided to do the no-pants dance, here’s the video.

[Photos via Alana Kari Twitter, Instagram accounts]

  • Chloe Herva

    I wonder what does Alana Kari’s boyfriend Dan think of this video,check her out here with her beau–

  • captaindandan

    The difference in winning: 49er’s QB Colin Kaepernick is working on ‘getting faster/quicker’. Ex-Jets QB Tim Tebow is lifting weights and working on his strength. QB’s all over the NFL are serious about winning they are running, and lifting weights and working with an agility trainer to learn ___?_____.
    But NOT GOOD OL’ JETS QB-wannabe Mark “Sackchez” Sanchez: NOPE: He’s partying in Napa with two chicks.
    Mark you’re a Catholic don’t you remember the part of the Bible that says “Fornicators, adulterers are not going to inherit the kingdom of God.” ?? Or the passage regarding sowing and reaping?

    • Leinsterlion

      lighten up brah.

      • captaindandan

        Lighten up? Do you want to see the Jets at 2-14 or 11-4 ? Sanchez’s OWN team mates are calling him “Stupid.”