A chalkboard drawing of legendary coaches Nick Saban and Bear Bryant can be found at Druid City Brewing Co. near the Tide’s home stadium. The artwork depicts a scene that, whether or not you are religious, is probably familiar to you. This joint is deep in the heart of Roll Tide territory, though, so that means God and Adam get a little twist.
There are plenty of Bible belt jokes here we could make.
There are also plenty of Southern football jokes that would easily fit this post.
But heck, football season’s finally back. We’re pumped, these guys are pumped, everybody’s pumped.
After all, aren’t the football gods smiling down on all of us in Week 1?