At least the Jets allowed Tim Tebow to enjoy his weekend. Early Monday morning, New York released the former Heisman Trophy winner after failing to find a trade partner and then selecting Geno Smith out of West Virginia during the 2013 NFL Draft.
A lot of fans took to Twitter to share their overall disdain for the Jets as an organization, which is fine.
However, you don’t want to start off your own Monday the way Tebow did his, do you?
Of course you don’t. That’s why, instead of just plain old bringing out the reactions of the people, we have quite carefully selected the most funny anecdotes from arguably one of the worst Mondays in Tebow’s young life.
Sorry buddy, but now it’s time to turn that frown upside-down.
The good news is, if you bought a Tebow Jets jersey, you didn’t deserve money in the first place.
— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) April 29, 2013
National touring Christian ministry attempting to sign Tebow as a back-up speaker.
— The Fake ESPN (@TheFakeESPN) April 29, 2013
Jets have released Tim Tebow. Comedy gods, if you’re listening, please find a way to have the Cowboys sign him as Tony Romo’s backup.
— Not Bill Walton (@NotBillWalton) April 29, 2013
Tim Tebow’s miracle is he can turn water into loose, wobbly spirals.
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) April 29, 2013
The guys @fathead have reduced prices on its Tim Tebow wall poster to $47.90 in honor of his 47.9% career completion rate
— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) April 29, 2013
Jets release Tim Tebow. Guess he prayed to himself last night for a miracle.
— Happy Gilmore (@_Happy_Gilmore) April 29, 2013
— edsbs (@edsbs) April 29, 2013
Tim Tebow being released and the Lakers being swept is the ESPN perfect storm.
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) April 29, 2013
BREAKING: When Tebow found out he was cut he *walked to GM* “Thanks for the opportunity” *fake handshake/nut tapper* *pop collar* *walk out*
— Shooter McGavin (@ShooterMcGavin_) April 29, 2013
.@vincemcmahon If you aren’t planning an XFL revival w/ Tebow as the face of the league, you aren’t half the businessman I thought you were.
— Mark Titus (@clubtrillion) April 29, 2013
ESPN has announced that it will officially be shutting down it’s network until Tebow signs with a team
— Evil Mike Tomlin (@EvilMikeTomlin) April 29, 2013
Jaws: “There is no market (for Tebow).” So ESPN has spent 44 consec minutes of S’Center talking about a non-NFL player?
— Teddy Greenstein (@TeddyGreenstein) April 29, 2013
Re: the Pope joke. Yes, I know “Tebow isn’t Catholic!” So? He’s not a QB either, but you people keep suggesting he get a job doing that.
— Peyton’s Head (@PeytonsHead) April 29, 2013
I guess Tebow just didn’t do enough for the Jets in that one play they let him on the field that one time.
— SportsPickle (@sportspickle) April 29, 2013
Obligatory Tim Tebow is outta the NFL tweet (does anyone genuinely care, though?).
— RedEye Chicago (@redeyechicago) April 29, 2013
— USA TODAY Sports (@USATODAYsports) April 29, 2013
ESPN Sportscenter today:Jets release TebowLakers swept in playoffsInterview with TebowInterview with KobeInterview with Kobe and Tebow
— Adam Lawson (@TheRealAmLawson) April 29, 2013
Tebow just need to get his black suit out the cleaners and start looking for work in whatever he “studied” in college.
—Kris P. Bacon (@Lady_BlahBlah) April 29, 2013
Today is the day ESPN has been training for all year. Tebow gone. Lakers swept. If only the Red Sox played the Yankees tonight
— Matt Daniels (@The_Matty_D) April 29, 2013
People who think Tim Tebow should be a starting QB in the NFL probably think Star Wars: Episode I was successful because of Jar Jar Binks.
— Scott McMurtry (@Scott_McMurtry) April 29, 2013
It seems logical that the Jets release of Tim Tebow was extremely slow and anticipated by everyone.
— Steven R. Spoiler (@SteveSpoiler) April 29, 2013
If you rearrange the letters in Tim Tebow’s name it spells out: OVERPAID GIANT ZEALOT TODDLER APE. #sportstalk
— Karen (Tozzi) (@karentozzi) April 29, 2013
Lmaoooo RT @kwamesito: yo tebow is the most religious mfer in the NFL,yet he gets passed around the teams like a hood ho.
— Muhammed J. (@SuaveJahh) April 29, 2013
Tebow, it’s time to return home to Jacksonville … and become the youth pastor at a really edgy mega-church.
— Aaron Bensoua (@aaronbensoua) April 29, 2013
At least 4 people on my FB feed “the Browns NEED Tebow”. I actually agree because the current fullback is awful. #sarcasm
— Adam Reed Cahill (@AdamRCahill) April 29, 2013
Tim Tebow is free. What team could he start for? Honestly the first team that came to my mind is the Jets…
— Ronny Strauss (@strauss1991) April 29, 2013