Memo to all universities planning stadium renovation: vet your construction workers. Go through their Twitter feeds; pour over their Facebook accounts; talk to their friends; speak with their relatives. Do everything you can to ensure that there are no (and I mean absolutely, positively zero) allegiances to the University of Alabama.
If you do not take these precautions, a Crimson Tide will roll over your newly redone facilities. It happened to Texas A&M, and now it has happened to LSU.
This roof drain was reportedly added to Tiger Stadium during its recent seat expansion, by one of Bama’s merry pranksters. Les Miles joked that the new nosebleeds would be a perfect place to put Alabama fans, but he couldn’t have seen this coming. Now Death Valley is marked with sign of Lord Saban.
Do not take this information lightly. The Tide rolls deep. It is patient. And when you’re least expecting, it will troll the hell out of you.
You have been warned.