Texas A&M Celerages In Locker Room After South Carolina Win

<caps lock engaged> TEXAS A&M JUST CURB STOMPED SOUTH CAROLINA IN COLUBIA TO WIN THEIR SEC OPENER! IT’S TIME TO CELEBRATE. KEVIN SUMLIN, GET HYPED. LOCKER ROOM, GET HYPED.

WHAT?! WHAT!! WHAT?! WHAT!!

KERSPLOOSH. <caps lock disengaged>

And that, folks, is what a “celerage” is.

***UPDATE***

NOW WITH MORE SANDSTORM!