Dwight Howard has successfully made himself public enemy No. 1 on two different sides of the country: Los Angeles over in Cali and Orlando in the Sunshine State.
Whether or not the Lone Star State becomes his next area of exile remains to be seen, but D-12 is definitely looking forward to the four years he is contractually committed to the Rockets.
In fact, the big man hopped on Twitter on Wednesday night and told a Lakers fan exactly that. He is not looking back, and would advise this guy to do the same.
Now, we have no doubt that a guy like Howard is inundated with requests to “suck it” or trolls telling him exactly where he can “stick it.”
We’re also quite sure that plenty of men and women out there in the Twitterverse have let him know, in no uncertain terms, that he won’t be winning very much more than a few regular season games and maybe an eating contest while in Houston.
@uHateBre was probably just the latest in a string of thousands, but for whatever reason, Howard decided to engage her and a verbal battle of Twit-wits (and yes, that sounds a lot like “nit-wits,” because, well, it’s Twitter).
Whereas Howard has totally embarrassed himself on Twitter before (who doesn’t understand “Eye Yam Stew Peed?”) he actually got this girl pretty good.
However, with a handle called @uHateBre, this girl was not going to be so easily deterred.
For The Win found the single greatest GIF in reaction: