Could the title of our post be considered some sort of sexual innuendo? Perhaps.
But it’s not. In fact, we mean it is the very literal sense of each word: Detroit Tigers superstar Miguel Cabrera has a cookie – it looks like Fig Newton – and he wants to share it with teammate Bryan Pena. Poor ole Pena, on the other hand, wants nothing to do with it.
Cabrera was forced to sit out Tuesday night’s game against the White Sox with a sore hip. Now we know how he spends his rare nights off.
[GIFs via SB Nation]