GIF: Pat Riley struts his stuff at 2013 NBA championship celebration

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Would you expect anyone to have a more pimped-out pimp walk than the one and only Pat Riley? Of course not.

The Miami Heat’s godfather just witnessed the team he put together take home a second-consecutive NBA championship. Mr. Riley does not have a care in the world — with that hair and those titles, how could he?

You have to drop the cargo shorts, though, Riley. Cargo shorts are unacceptable.

Riley’s “white boy” dance reminds us of one historical moment; a moment that will shape the way the United States is known a thousand years from now.

[GIF via Bleacher Report]