The Dan Patrick Show producer Paul Pabst tweeted out this clip of a man enthusiastically giving the play-by-play of a minor car accident, which got us thinking: why hasn’t anyone inked this guy to a deal to work in their booth?
Maybe it’s a fake. After all, voicemails have time limits on them. Does it really matter? This is both hilarious and impressively descriptive. Listening to this crazy character announce a football game would at least be mildly entertaining.
Heck, if Joe Buck can do it, right?