Jacoby Jones injured by stripper Sweet Pea in party bus brawl

Photo: Evan Habeeb-USA TODAY Sports

Photo: Evan Habeeb-USA TODAY Sports

This type of story could really only come to us from the folks over at TMZ. There is a stripper involved, it was Bryant McKinnie’s birthday, and now Jacoby Jones is nursing a head injury.

Let’s back up a bit, as we try to stifle our laughter.

The wide receiver and several of his Ravens teammates had boarded a party bus after spending the evening celebrating McKinnie’s birthday at Opera Ultra Lounge.

[Meet Sweet Pea: Stripper who bashed Jacoby Jones with bottle on party bus]

It was roughly three in the morning, and a fight broke out on the bus. We’ll let TMZ take it from here:

Our sources say a stripper named Sweet Pea is the one who hit Jacoby with a gigantic Ace of Spades bottle and this may have triggered the brawl.  We’re told the bottle smashed over his head and he was “bleeding everywhere.”

At that point, Jones’ camp tried to retaliate, but McKinnie, at 6-foot-8 and 360 pounds, stepped in to stop the fight.

Jones, already injured and out since the Ravens’ Week 1 loss to Denver, did not go to the hospital. No arrests were made, but we’re pretty sure plenty of teammates will be laughing at Jones in the locker room.

Sweet Pea must not be so sweet after all.

PHOTO: Sweet Pea and Bryant McKinnie go way back, back into time