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Tim Tebow, ever the pious young gentleman, rode the gospel all the way to two national championships and a Heisman Trophy.
Jameis Winston, Florida State’s star redshirt freshman quarterback, has been amazing through the first couple games of his young career – but where are his rings? Where’s his Heisman?
They don’t exist. So where does some random Seminoles fan get off thinking they can just hijack Tebow’s nickname, “The Chosen One,” for their quarterback?
Weak sauce. Listen, we understand Tebow’s limitations under center. We understand that, at this point, he may be done as an NFL quarterback. But that’s not what’s at issue here: Tebow earned that nickname fair and square, and the brainiacs (or lack thereof) over in Tally can’t go stealing it only a game or two into some frosh’s career.
This looks like a joke to us. In order to commemorate the photo above, let’s put 20 seconds on the clock and see how many jokes we can come up with making fun of ol’ Florida State:
Q: What’s the one thing all UF and FSU students have in common?
A: We all got accepted to FSU
Q: What did the FSU grad say to the UF grad?
A: You wanna upsize for only 30 cents extra?
Q: How many Noles does it take to fix a flat?
A: One if it’s a slow leak. 52 if it’s a blowout.
Q: Why don’t they have nativity scenes in Tally?
A: You can’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Q: How do you get an FSU grad off your porch?
A: Pay for the pizza he just delivered.
Q: What’s the best thing to come out of Tally?
Seriously, FSU, take 10 seconds and think of your own dang nickname.
Maybe get a Heisman Trophy winner this century while you’re at it.