Since Jason Dufner won his first career major, the world has been given one fantastic picture after another. He brought his trophy onto the Howard Stern Show (he had to be the first golfer to do that, right?) and even slept with his hardware (which quickly provided us with viral memes).
Now we have more photographic gold thanks to a tipster who sent the above photo into Deadspin. The woman hops in front for a quick pick, but Dufner looks like he’s going for a full-on crotch grab in the background.
The man is just money in front of the camera, and he doesn’t even know it.