Joe Flacco is not the most interesting man in the world, whether he drinks Dos Equis or not. We’re not saying that the defending champion isn’t a cool guy, but wow, the 6-foot-5, 230-pounder with a deep ball to end all deep balls is not exactly going to be invited to start writing new episodes of Mad Men.
Now his shirts seem to have fallen in line with the man’s boring branding efforts. These shirts look far less exciting than anything we can dig up at a local Wal-Mart.
Whatever the graphic tee is in the middle has to go. This isn’t UFC.
Don’t get us wrong, that doesn’t mean we don’t want to be on Team Flacco. Heck, he just signed a contract worth a boat load of money, but we can unite this team in a better way, right?